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PAwhat your most popular LinkedIn comments and phrases ACTUALLY MEAN…and here’re some bonus ones for the real ones who read the caption:
“Honoured to receive the [insert certificate name].” - turns out, they give out awards for just about anything these days! next up: world’s biggest yapper 💃
“Looking forward to seeing what you do next!” - I have no idea who is going to employ you but I am intrigued 😌
“Just finished a project ABCDE…grateful for the opportunity to work with such talented individuals [insert names]” - these people did so little work but I am tagging them to show and imply that I have leadership skills, also to make sure this announcement is seen by more people 🥰
“Congratulations on launching your business! I can’t wait to support 🫶” - nobody is going to buy your hand-made candles and don’t even think about guilt-tripping me into buying your products 🥰
“Thank you for your thoughtful comment on my post” - commenting just about anything to make it look like my post has a sense of community 🙌
“You are truly inspiring.” - inspiring me to quit my job or explore different career trajectories because I don’t want to become like you heh
BONUS: “we should get coffee soon!” - I hope I never see you again 🥰
POOR PRIYA 😭 we stan her because she was hustling and applied for a job before all of us and left and started a domino effect in the company! ALSO a girl stopped me on the street today and told me she loves my videos and that I should make more linkedin videos. so now we are here ? this one is for you 😭
also what even happened with Timbaland we need more music like this? bring back this time when I was playing GTA San Andreas and listening to this song but also not really okay thank you love you bye x
#recruiter #jobs #comedy #linkedin
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