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SIWe had Screenmaxing toddlers before gta6
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You know, me and my comrade have been cleaning up the new house, kinda fun, but we had those "home security peeps" drop by and I'm just gonna say, JFC they're security sucks, maybe I'm just used to the facilities security but my brother in Christ, when this man said they're security covered the windows and doors, I asked "what about sparkplugs on windows", this man paused, looked absolutely baffled, and then did the most insincere lie saying they could detect if someone broke into a window, my brother in Christ that's actually the easiest, cheapest, most silent break in method for Windows, then he proceeded to talk about how "intruders can use bump keys to get into houses instantly and silently", MY BROTHER IN CHRIST THATS WHY TOP LOCKS EXIST????? That's a method that's been outdated FOR YEARS??? A child could go on Amazon and buy one of those door repair kits, some come with a "key" that essentially is a better bump lock because you don't even need to bump it, you just gently lift, and when that doesn't work due to top locks the rest of the kit can remove a door in under a minute, like, I don't know how many people have tried to break into this man's home with the intent of killing him, but by the fact he's still alive I would wager none, which while is great for him and not embarrassing, working for allegedly "the number 1 company in the world" and not even knowing basic break in methods is extremely embarrassing... Oh also it's not the number 1 in the world, I have no clue what drugs this man was taking but false advertising is a suable crime, and you'd think a "security" company would know a little about crime
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#memes #gaming #psn #gta6 #minecraft #darksouls #eldenring #hogwarts #hogwartslegacy #blackmythwukong #love #hot #diddy #wwe #security #fnaf #cod
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