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CHResidents in Amesbury were left speechless today after a local man performed what many are calling a “winter miracle” on a frozen section of the river.
Witnesses say he managed to ignite a flame hovering above the ice, without melting the surface beneath it. Spectators described the fire as floating, shimmering, and reacting to the cold air in ways no one could explain.
Early theories range from clever chemistry to pure Massachusetts madness, but one thing is certain: the stunt has ignited curiosity across the state, with some wondering if this technique could lead to new breakthroughs in cold-weather energy experiments.
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