2.9K
HOPastrami on Rye – The REDONKULOUS Low Rider
Age: 5 years
Weight: 50 lbs
Location: Fostered in Passaic County, NJ
Available in: NY, NJ, CT, PA, ME, VT, VA, DE, MD, DC, RI, NH
Status: Fully vetted, neutered, microchipped
About Pastrami on Rye
Straight outta Carnegie Deli’s greatest hits, meet Pastrami on Rye—a dog so REDONKULOUS he could be served with a pickle and still steal the show. His legs are shorter than a Hanukkah candle stub on night eight, his body is longer than the deli line at lunchtime, and his hair? Let’s just say it’s got more volume than a matzo ball in grandma’s soup.
At 5 years old, Pastrami has mastered the art of laziness. He’s the kind of guy who thinks “festival of lights” means the glow of the TV while he snoozes on the couch. Oy vey, this low rider is comedy and comfort rolled into one. OY to the World—Pastrami is here!
Personality & Compatibility
Lazy legend: Pastrami’s motto is “why walk when you can schlep?”
Dog & cat friendly: Plays nice with others—he’s more Carnegie Deli than Katz’s rivalry.
One blue eye: Like a menorah flame, it shines bright against his REDONKULOUS look.
Why You’ll Love Him
Pastrami isn’t just a dog—he’s a deli‑sized portion of joy. He’s the kind of companion who makes you laugh harder than Uncle Morty’s Hanukkah jokes and warms your heart faster than fresh latkes.
Adoption Details
Pastrami is fully vetted, neutered, and microchipped. He’s ready to waddle his way into your life, bringing deli humor and holiday cheer year‑round.
Apply to adopt at houndsinpounds.org
#neversaynever #houndsinpounds #dog #adoptdontshop #rescuedog
@houndsinpounds
